What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 05:13

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why doesn’t Melania Trump do some more modeling?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
What are some downsides to living in Newfoundland and Labrador (besides the weather)?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
Can a relationship really last forever?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Does being poor build better character than being born rich?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
If you were a writer for HBO, how would you rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
What was your first gay male experience?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
From 1 to 10, how dark is the Naruto fandom? Why?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.